Miscellaneous: People like who?

People like who?

By howembarrasing - 19/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for a hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jackass, saying how people like him give us a bad reputation at the beach. I then saw him running to his choking daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Ungrateful brat - 06/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML

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You deserved it 202

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By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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You deserved it 318

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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You deserved it 59 573

By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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You deserved it 3 542

By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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You deserved it 2 749

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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You deserved it 1 267

By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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You deserved it 48 275

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By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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You deserved it 117

Adamantoise 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:54

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

omfgglol 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:58

This is F the daughter's life. Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

Comments

reetah 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:08

wow... someone cutting in front of you in line is not in need of a bitch attack. if he like shoved you and you fell, and then he took your hot dog; then yeah.

YallNoobs 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:20

agree with #1 why would u give water to someone choking

treehater 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 3:06

#42, stupidest comment out of this whole thing. Go cut yourself. Of course, the girl is coughing on something and she needs water. I don't remember COUGHING and CHOKING was the same ******* thing. I think you're the biggest jackass out of this whole post. And guess what? I'M NOT NICE EITHER! IT'S LIFE BITCH, SUCK IT!

shawnarawwwrr 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 7:07

anyone who says the poster is mean/deserved this, you are stupid. if someone cut you in line you'd bitch too. NOBODY likes cutters.

Dhamy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 14:25

Wow. So turns out you're the jackass.

8BitJay 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 16:25

Oh common' guys, enough with the holier than thou attitudes. I am sure most of you would have been pissed off too if someone just rushed in front of you in a line. The point is she didn't notice the kid coughing at first, and why should she? Is she supposed to monitor everyone around her too? I have a feeling that most of you are full of it. BTW, admitting that she screwed up means she feels somewhat bad about it.

beachjammer421 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:43

**** the choking daughter, too bad for her

mr153 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 21:24

I dont think the Heimlich maneuver is safe for a kid, and you dont know what degree of "choking it is" I mean, havent ANY of you drank water when something went down the wrong pipe?

wowfmlife 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:28

the "Heimlich Maneuver" is safe for anyone but you're not allowed to call it that anymore. now its just Abdominal Thrusts because people would sue Dr. Heimlich when it didn't work.