Miscellaneous: People like who?

People like who?

By howembarrasing - 19/04/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for a hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jackass, saying how people like him give us a bad reputation at the beach. I then saw him running to his choking daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Ungrateful brat - 06/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at the beach, my son was screaming and crying because the sand was burning his feet. I told him to put on his sandals. He got mad and threw them in the ocean, then started crying harder when he realized they were gone. He's now hiding under the bed in the condo and is refusing to come out. FML

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Save me!

By Zorah - 31/08/2023 04:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I went to the beach with friends. While splashing around in the ocean and waving to my friends who were sitting on the sand, I got caught in a strong current and had to be rescued by a lifeguard. They gave me a wristband that said, "Needs Adult Supervision". FML

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You deserved it 318

By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By butisavedyourkid - 06/06/2013 04:13 - United States

Today, I rescued a little boy who looked like he was drowning in a public pool. His mother then smacked me in the face for "touching him". FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 22:46 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Today, while at work, I got a complaint from a guest. She complained that after spending two hours to get her hair done for a wedding, she got drenched with water from a child. I work at a WATER PARK. Thank you for calling me a pathetic asshat for no reason in front of other guests. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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We live in a society!

By hungry n hypoglycemic - 06/01/2021 17:01

Today, after standing in line for most of my lunch break just to buy food, some asshole with a cart full of stuff cut in front of me. He claimed that he was there the whole time, and the whole line, plus the cashier backed him up. I missed lunch. FML

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Adamantoise 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:54

It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

omfgglol 0

Monday 20 April 2009 1:58

This is F the daughter's life. Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

Comments

aashliey 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 22:19

He is a jackass, how is his daughter going to get water down when her airway is blocked. Mr. Jackass should have ran for a lifeguard.

meatchainer 10

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:57

Okay, so, his daughter is choking, meaning there is something lodged in her windpipe, so she's going to drink water, which will go down her esophagus...problem?

glamourgigi2741 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:58

Be careful what you say and don't jump to conclusions in just saying

annwriter 0

Thursday 14 June 2012 5:02

Dont be so quick to judge! You don't know the story till you read the book. YDI

lzmo 20

Saturday 16 February 2013 22:17

I can't see how you didn't deserve that.

megamimi 4

Friday 24 May 2013 20:28

That is why you shouldn't jump to conclusions

bungholemcgee 11

Sunday 1 December 2013 21:58

I bet when your boyfriend isn't home, you automatically think he's cheating on you.

megt_fml 6

Tuesday 21 January 2014 12:33

Are you from Frankston, Australia??

CrystaltheFail 2

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:19

What a stupid guy, you NEVER GIVE A CHOKING PERSON MORE STUFF TO CHOKE ON! On a side note, you do deserve it for assuming something. F the daughter's life.