Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

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NoRemorse 0

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

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lindzXcore 0

i would speak to your doctor about viagra

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justin111502 0

that sucks man but it happens to the best of us, the first time I had sex with my current girlfriend it had been almost a year and I was shithouse wasted and couldn't get it up, awesome first impression, but eh whatever like i said it happens to the best of us

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RedNeckAndProud 0

you deserve it for not being able to get laid for a year and a half.. she was probably some sea cow and was too ugly just like you.. you suck

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vixnbrianaf 2

Again my husband's theory of "The reason men get ED is because they don't use it---you don't use it you loose it." Masturbation is a great way to work your muscles and keep your penis in top physical condition---also it helps ward off that nasty premature ejaculation! ********** daily, for your health!!!

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tori_ellen 0

I'm going to assume that you're from across the ditch...? :P

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that_guy321 2

an opportunity arose... and you didn't xd

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MuffinMan18 0

man whats with all this ranom advice, cant we all just laugh at him and be done with it?? :O

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jonny2x4 0

Two words: Performance Anxiety. It happens more often than you think. Everyone thinks its impotence. That doesn't seem to be the problem here. He just couldn't get it up when the opportunity presented itself. I'm banking that the chick was at least attractive, if not hot. It's all psychological. If he can muster up a redux, maybe it wouldn't happen again. If it does, well, FYL.

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