Performance anxiety

By 2yearsofHotSexThenThis - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

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Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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You deserved it 11 239

Top comments

it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha

the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.

Comments

Not all dicks go boing at the sight of a pretty girl... or man... whoever you were with. Then again, how presumptious of us to think he DIDN'T try everything, even delaying the actual insertion. No it's not all about him, but it is partially about him. If I were with him and he couldn't enjoy himself (I'm sure if he can't get it up, he's probably not having a lot of fun), I'd feel like a selfish bitch for asking him to just continue with pleasuring me. It's not all about him, but it's not all about his partner either. If he is having fun without the use of his dick, awright, good for him, but it seems to me he's not. Especially since it sounds more like a first encounter... like, there's not much of a relationship for him to really enjoy only him/her getting off.

freeball 0

most older men (i'm assuming you are past middle aged) choose viagra over embarrassment... and Smilin' Bob agrees it makes for a happier, better you

Nervousness ***** with your head, man. Just be honest with her about it -- tell her you're nervous, that you really don't want to screw it up, and ask her to be patient. Promise her it'll be worth it (and keep your promise) =P. Don't let doubt into your head, or you'll just be more nervous next time!

This suckkkkkkksssssss. Why didn't you keep fapping it?:o

wrestling49 0

i'm 15 and i get more pussy, even though its not like there r high standards compared to u!!!