A concussion doesn't make you incompetent... Usually. Obviously OP's concussion wasn't horrible. I have had a few concussions in my life, and I'm still me

Ya know, FMLs start with "Today", but that doesn't mean that they happened "today". Be a little flexible with that part., It is very possible that he somehow did?

If you post a comment like this then you really don't know what you are missing out on

Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up. Just, don't do it, promise?

Alright, now everybody take some rubbers.

lol for having sex near glass? really? that's a bit of a weak reason for a ydi

How about having sex OVER glass?

that seems a lot more valid. :p come to think of it, why WAS op having sex over a glass coffee table? just a bad idea.

I'm not sure if this is the most "comfortable" story to go around telling.

Nah, me and my ex laugh about our awkward sex stories with our friends haha

We don't know if his girlfriend is heavy. In fact, she doesn't have to have a "massive bovine girth" in order to be dropped. Most guys are not really used to holding the weight of a human body while humping it simultaneously. Unless you're going to the gym every couple of days, (and most men do not) or your woman is severely anorexic, you're probably going to drop her. Most guys don't think this action through. (And by thinking it through, I mean practice by bracing her against a wall for the first six months or so.)

I'm sorry, but whoever said she was fat? You can't glean that from the FML. There are some weak people out there.

Since when did people get so ******* serious? Lighten up, Francis, this is FML, not couples therapy! In 300 characters, they can't give all the facts. Some of us can read between the lines, while others of us are just smart-asses who use the lack of detail to insert funny facts.

Funny how you used the words "Lighten up". :P

Don't worry, bad crops. Get em next year round

38, if I could thumb your comment up 10000000000 times I would. Something in the water must be clogging up everyone's sarcasm glands.

Perdix: #28 was genius, and can only assume it's insecure fat girls that are downvoting it. Seriously, I can imagine Stan Smith or Stephen Colbert saying it.

Lol 33 my bf doesn't go to the gym every day and I'm not anorexic and he can throw me around (during sex) and hold/hump me without issues. Thus your argument is invalid.

Amen Perdix! There's WAY too much sympathy and not enough humor on FML lately. It's like everyone was infected with a case of the Keevarou. There's an ointment for that. It's called Perdix.

Perdix, I love you. Your comments generally represent what I'm thinking. Can we run away to Ikea and look at glass coffee tables to show OP how it should be done? ;)

51- Hey, now. I'm fat and I thought it was funny. Also, that does make OP weak because my fiance can hold my, slightly less than bovine, girth up during sex. We just know how to implement a wall behind my back instead of a glass table. This is a classic case of kids without enough real experience trying to mimic something they saw on a porno.

Am* :-/