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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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Today, I was feeling a little frisky and started making out with my husband on our couch. He had just taken off my shirt when a strange smell hit my nose. I turned my head and saw my alcoholic neighbor with a cigarette in his hand, watching the entire thing unfold. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Jill - 02/08/2023 18:00

Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML

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You deserved it 1 019

By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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You deserved it 26 350

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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You deserved it 2 578

By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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Chapter and verse

By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

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docsigma 8

Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:09

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

Andrewl_FML 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:41

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

Comments

picturescrazy 24

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:34

YDI, since you obviously aren't private about it...

qwerty581 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 23:02

Tell him he has to pay $5 to watch or you'll close the blinds, lol 26th! I think...

abearrr 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 0:47

Jesus. That makes me twitchy. I'm gonna go close my blinds.

hXcsoccerplaya 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:16

I'm jumping on the bandwagon. close your blinds or it's free porno to everyone, even worse to the people who don't want to see it. YDI sorry

omghehehe 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 4:20

Yeah really, how do you know your neighbor was doing that? So lets see, you were having sex and your neighbor was watching you, while you were watching him? LOL.

Reh548 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:19

you should invite him over... he's prolly lonely...

Mattyboy558 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:21

Keep on with your bad selves. Can anyone answer this for me: whenever I smoke weed, I always eat a bowl of cereal. Why is this?

1foreveralone1 1

Monday 29 August 2011 8:47

Try cinnamon toast crunch without milk when you have the muchies. its like heaven.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 6:03

How the devil do yu know what he does...

AtrumMessor 1

Wednesday 9 December 2009 11:42

There are these crazy things called blinds... or drapes... just cover your window with SOMETHING, otherwise what do you expect? YDI for ******* in front of a clear window for two years.