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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

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Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
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docsigma 8

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

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Andrewl_FML 0

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

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Andrewl_FML 0

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

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perdix 29

You and your husband have sex without thinking that you can be seen? Your kids are going to love that!

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Bsane 0

Exciting;) i bet sometimes he had others sit down and watch the show.

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bugmenotmofo 34

So someone watched him masturbating for at least half an hour (5 cigarettes) before letting you know? Nice.

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dzizzle 0

wait... you don't turn invisible when you are having sex? uh oh... just kidding.

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FoundManyLemons 0

I was about to say YDI for not closing the blinds but then I thought "How does she know how many cigarettes? Because she counted the butts." So, ewwwww and FYL

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Erindub 0

I'm curious as to how you found out..

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McLovinIt 0

Why wouldn't you close your blind? You obviously dont mind the attention if you leave your blind open for anyone to see - You definitely deserve it

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