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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

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Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
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docsigma 8

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

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Andrewl_FML 0

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

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gallaeo 21

Start charging for the peep show & make something off it atleast lol

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Larco_fml 3

I was visiting a friend at night when I noticed some guy doing pushups in the house across the street. Then I noticed he didn't have any pants on. 'Ha, that's weird!' I thought, and called everyone over to look. After a couple of minutes it became apparent he was having sex.

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SolarDemos 9

send his ass bill for all his viewing pleasure, never know you might get a tip.

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peterblackmer91 12

Here's a thought. Close your curtains. Problem solved.

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