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By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

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By Jill - 02/08/2023 18:00

Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML

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By sportyhusband - 20/01/2010 03:46 - United States

Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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By scared and alone - 13/03/2015 18:47 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I found out my husband has been sleeping with one of the women in our marriage counselling group. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2015 14:15

Today, I found out my wife has been taking "Love thy neighbour" very literally with the bloke next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, and since we moved on base, my neighbor’s wife has tried to have an affair with me. I got tired of it and told him. He blew smoke. I found out she’s in a cheating wife’s club, who all defend each other. She proclaimed to all our neighbors that I’m a predator and I'd attacked her. They believe her instead of my wife, who saw everything. FML

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docsigma 8

Tuesday 8 December 2009 10:09

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

Andrewl_FML 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 11:41

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

Comments

Sunny401 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 2:15

Thats fukn scary...but maybe u should bang with your curtains closed. YDI.

Basiil 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:53

u do it in the backyard?

schwinn11 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:49

so you have a neighbor that likes to smoke and watch a little **** while he prepares his breakfast, don't we all?

perdix 29

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:56

Except for the smoking, I AM that neighbor! ;)

kimilei 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 15:20

Oh Perdix maybe you should come move next door to me! You can watch me aaaall the tiiime ;D

suckmysarcasm 10

Wednesday 23 December 2009 6:59

simple solution give him some eggs to go with his sausage. lol.

LongLuk 0

Monday 28 December 2009 1:39

how did you find out?

omg2funny 1

Sunday 3 January 2010 20:13

Ok 2 years, & he *still* watches??? Either you are hott, or he is into your husband.If you don't like the attention, close the blinds.. if you can't afford them, have more sex.... Daily, like every 30 minutes r so.. this will either bore the bloke, or he'll have his fill or he'll die of the smoke.. & what'll he see that he hasn't seen before??

miley_baby 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 9:25

lmao!!!! i'm sorry but the thing that made me want to comment was the "He slaps his sausage" that was like the greatest way i've ever heard someone refering to wacking off ever!!!! i now feel the need to call my boyfriend and ask him how aften he "slaps his sausage" XP damn i need a new term for female ************ someone needs to top "Flicking the bean" (from the ugly truth) like ASAP!