Perv

By niquey62307 - 08/12/2009 03:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out my neighbor has been watching my husband and I have sex for the 2 years we've been married. He slaps his sausage and smokes 5 cigarettes while he watches. FML
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docsigma 8

...five? Your husband's got mad endurance!

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Andrewl_FML 0

Is "slaps his sausage" slang for masterbating or is he ACTUALLY slapping a sausage. I personally think if he was literally slapping a sausage while watching you have sex would be so much funnier!

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chux4w 0

Because you don't want any regrets / Close the curtains to avoid privacy threats / Neighbour slaps his sausage / While he secretly watches / And gets through about five cigarettes.

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beantown9876 0

Slaps his sausage? Doesn't this guy have a penis?

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thedeepthinker 0

Oh, let him have his fun, he isn't hurting anyone. You can even give him a little wave when you're done, why make such a big deal about it? He's the one who has no life after all, besides, its twice as fun when you have an audience.

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longhair_fml 0

lol that's soooo funny,.. who cares that just means you to a re good at it!!!

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lovelydrop 0

get some freaking curtains!!

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