Transportation: Perv!

Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By DanJames24 - 05/06/2020 14:00

Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML

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By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 17:49

Haha, you should've acted like you knew her. Been like "But, Mary, you always used to let me touch your ass!!"

mf_fml 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:03

but then if that makes you a pervert, does it make me a **** for letting shit like that pass when i used to take the bus? hahaha. c'mon, lady, it's public transportation! you're in for a long ride, everything's an accident. don't make such a big deal out of it.

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LoveMeTURBO 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:04

shut up #3

ower 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:21

Lame, why did you just go oops, and explain what happend. Hardly FML worthy.

kellster 2

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:24

Why were you smacking your trousers so vigorously if the train was that crowded? Also, where on your trousers was there dust for you to have hit someone in the ass? YOUR ass? That's really weird. If this was genuinely a mistake, that sucks, but maybe try keeping your flailing limbs closer to your own body in the future. And yeah, I totally would have gotten off and just caught the next train! They come pretty often...

planetearth 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:34

Should have said "don't flatter yourself"...

michiee 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:44

it isn't your fault.

chobbest 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:26

"Trousers" lmao!!!=D hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahhah who says "trousers" these days? wtf

Synthetic42 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:54

I believe that this was an accident, shit like this happens all the time. When I get bumped on the T, I give the benefit of the doubt and I don't take it personally. Some people are just too sensitive. As a joke, after she said "pervert" you should have responded "That's how I roll"

SortaBlack 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:41

Tell the bitch to have a smaller ass

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 5:15

Tell her you were reminiscing about the '50s when things like this were perfectly fine.

0 3

Thursday 2 April 2009 10:35

Did you say anything to her? Maybe like "sorry!" when you realized what you did? FYL for sure because it was an accident, but you shouldn't let her call you a perv if you're not one.