Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
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zp5 4

"hi how are you doing-whoa! i am so sorry-whoa! that was an accident-whoa!..."

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SixteenAndSOL 0

LMAO. maybe he liked you. ;)

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zemo999 0

for you, I wouldn't need a bus...wink wink

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Fortuitous 0

#41 and 42, the double post adds to the effect of your comment.

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Zmeilerr 22

Haha Fort, I thought the exact same thing when I saw it

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Fortuitous 0

I like how you changed your comment. My belief is that there is a point in time where you have to be nice.

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Fortuitous 0

Well, you see... Ah, **** it. There is too much stupidity and not enough time to type out nice comments.

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Zmeilerr 22

ignorance my iPhone often double posts by accident

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CitizenSnipz 0

Epic win, epic Ignorance Fail. God I hope I doublepost.

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roeallen 11

I'm going to guess it was a bud-ette. Just putting it out there

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Selena_is_back 7

How do I unblock someone? I accidentally blocked someone... -_-

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KarinaLizeth18 5

Click on "My Messages" > where it says "My Contacts" click on "View My Contacts" > Click on the "Unblock" button next to the name of the user you accidenty blocked. ^.^ This happened to me once so that's why I felt the need to help. :P

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AlexBuda 0

Are you sure he was drunk? He was clever enough to feel you up 12 times lmao

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meowcow 3

awesome! Homeless bum WIN!!

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mola_mola 3

Nowhere in the FML does it say that this man was homeless This is Britain nearly everyone is drunk from the age of 13 :)

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ieatdeadcats 0

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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GaryBusey1121 0

that's hilarious and u show your ****** for $ that's a ^win^

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ThePaperDragon 31

Come on 27, tease those guys instead of giving them a show for nothing, it makes them so much more horny if they've been teased for a bit.

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ThePaperDragon 31

Please disregard my other comment, I misread it as you showing yourself for nothing, instead of money, which I still think is wrong.

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GaryBusey1121 0

this coming from the girl showing half of nip in her pic, classy

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ThePaperDragon 31

After an inspection of my picture, I must say my nipple is not* exposed at all, if you are referring to my left breast, that's was a temporary imperfection that has since cleared up. But, if it is the amount of cleavage I have, um, its a tank top, and it was summer, so, would you mind leaving me be; old man?

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Haha damn, sure put him in his place. xD

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Cyosaric 0

I really hate hypocrites. especially ones who look like absolute teases. I bet you're a baptist who screams rape when a guy hugs you. I have no problems with baptists, by the way. Just the hypocritical, morbidly idiotic ones. Call me old. I'm sixteen :)

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DrAwesome 6

Damn jailbait these days... Just can't catch a break... D: Wait... Is this thing on?

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xpopcorn 0

I don't mind the exposure :) Hahahahahahahaha

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ieatdeadcats 0

paper dragon... you take things way to seriously. I don't actually show my ****** for money. I'm assuming you think I eat dead cats too?

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FuckMyEveryth1ng 0

Come now, you don't have to take shame in it. Take pride in eating dead cats and showing your ****** for money! xD

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