Transportation: Pervy

Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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By feltuponthe69 - 08/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By eewww - 06/05/2011 15:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I took a 40 minute bus ride home from work. The first 20 minutes were spent listening to the drunk man behind me moan uncontrollably and belch. The last 20 minutes were spent trying to ignore the vomit he left on my back as he got up to leave. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 16:30

Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML

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Bye!

By coco - 18/06/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML

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zp5 4

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:17

"hi how are you doing-whoa! i am so sorry-whoa! that was an accident-whoa!..."

SixteenAndSOL 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 0:13

LMAO. maybe he liked you. ;)

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MaraMacK 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 4:01

That was my dad.

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:18

win

fakeaccountX 6

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:33

That was also my brother.

IWABO2_ 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:12

Sucks for you.

Iluv2D_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:28

I'm surprised drunk people can count past 10. Haha, @ least he had fun on the bus. Lol :)

jdoll112 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:29

Hahahahaha

Iluv2D_fml 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:34

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town!

YaFYL 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:20

highlight of his day! and probably the most action you've seen in a while!

thecovert 7

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:34

TFF!!! Even the OP has to laugh at that!!

Classicchick 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 6:41

That is a fyl story hahaha

freak99999 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:49

well I least one person likes you

markdoronio 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 7:59

hahahaha at least this story will brighten someones day

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Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML

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Today, something smelled absolutely disgusting in the bathroom. Like cow shit and stinky beetles. I started sniffing around, because whatever it was, I had to find it and clean it up. That, however, proved difficult, because it turned out that smell was coming from the new soap my mom had bought. FML

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Today, I’m at that glorious age where I have to pull apart my wrinkles to get at the zits hiding inside. FML

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Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML

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Today, at a concert, I noticed a cute keytarist in one of the bands. After they got off stage, I asked their bass player if she was single. He replied, "actually, she's married," holding up his left hand, he continued, "to me." FML

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Today, my mom won’t let me go to my boyfriend’s apartment. She says it’s because “I know what you guys are gonna do there I’m not stupid.” She threatened to kick me out of the house if I go. I’m 19. FML

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Today, I had to submit references so my anatomy/physiology teacher might acknowledge that tetanus is not the same as muscle cramps, and correct the lesson that's been in place for six years. FML

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Pervy

Same thing different taste

Three's a crowd

Bye!

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