Intimacy: Phone-blocked - FML

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Spicy

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By anonymous - 21/02/2011 05:01

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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By CP19JK12KH - 03/01/2010 09:56 - United States

Today, I had a rare phone call from my ex-girlfriend. We ended up talking for hours about old times. It was the best conversation we have had in forever, it made me miss her and miss us. Later on in the day, she called back asking what we talked about. She was too high too remember. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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KFPanda32 1

Friday 8 June 2012 16:56

Hope you left that broad...

megapeyt 17

Friday 8 June 2012 16:57

Ditch the bitch

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MicroFuturism 1

Friday 8 June 2012 20:29

That sounds pretty selfish...were you being selfish in the bedroom? Caring only about your own ******? Cause if that's the case....

Llamacod 11

Friday 8 June 2012 21:37

how does that sound selfish? the bitch decided talking to her ex was more important than continuing messing around. the bitch stopped in the middle of fooling around in order to answer the phone call of her ex.

aFreedom127 9

Friday 8 June 2012 20:33

Should have gone downtown while she was on the phone. If your any good I can guarantee her conversation wouldn't have lasted that long. Never let a phone call get in the way of a good ****.

challan 19

Friday 8 June 2012 21:08

You stole my reply! 100% agree!

Sw33ttp13 1

Friday 8 June 2012 20:43

I guess she's your ex now?

megan1018 0

Friday 8 June 2012 20:51

Lol that sucks

afropuffjake 9

Friday 8 June 2012 20:53

Did she even apologize about the situation? Maybe something really ****** happened up and he couldn't think of anyone else to call? I'd be PISSED if my girl did that (especially since she claims to hate him) but just make sure you get the story straight before you make a decision like breaking up. Best case scenario this shows why she needs to keep you around (10x the man he was), worst case scenario she needs to go (STILL too much man for her to handle)

eman1972 4

Friday 8 June 2012 20:56

Not cool, just not cool!

ToriShewmaker 0

Friday 8 June 2012 21:03

you must have been really bad in bed, according to her.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 9 June 2012 0:08

Being bad in bed is no excuse to talk to her ex for an hour while getting it on with OP.

jm42345 5

Friday 8 June 2012 21:05

ditch the bitch. she needs a lesson in how to not answer for an esp when shes getting piped from her cuerent man.dirty ***** u should have bent her over an rammed your johnson right in her ass

DBivens_23 0

Friday 8 June 2012 21:33

Damn bruh that's rough you better hadda left that hoe lol

token_blackguy 18

Friday 8 June 2012 21:56

Strengthen your pimp hand!

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