Dogs and Animals: Pick it up

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Matty1188 6

Monday 2 May 2011 8:53

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

Timbits93 1

Monday 2 May 2011 8:50

must have been a crappy situation

Comments

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 2 May 2011 14:35

Why wouldn't you have a bag with you? YDI.

Minky1996 0

Monday 2 May 2011 14:36

laugh awkwardly, throw at him, laugh again. Leave him whilst takin a shit on his lawn ;)

iveanne 0

Monday 2 May 2011 14:42

either you just got the dog or you're an irresponsible bitch for not being prepared with a bag to pick that shit up. nobody wants your dog's crap on their property and as a dog owner, you should know that.

tmffg 0

Monday 2 May 2011 14:48

that blows

gtaranger 1

Monday 2 May 2011 14:56

that sucks,but at least you could something to wrap your hand.

bankrupt 15

Monday 2 May 2011 14:56

OP, you are a piece of shit. So you typically walk your dog, let it crap on other people's lawns and just leave it there? I hope someone shoves your dog's shit right in your mouth.

Based 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:05

That's a load of shit.

xxforbiddenheart 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:14

always bring a baggy. && once he started laughing, i woulda through it back in his yardd.!

A_Shay88 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:20

Next time, ask the guy for a plastic bag to scoop up said crap! I'm sure he would rather step into his house for two seconds to get you one than have the poop on his lawn! Buy a clip on baggie holder for your leash and stop leaving poop around town when people aren't "watching"

mrtoothpick 11

Monday 2 May 2011 15:22

What? Were you just going to leave it there if nobody saw you? You freaking dog crap bandit! Leaving crap everywhere for innocent people to step in! YDI!