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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
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Matty1188 6

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

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BABTcakes 0

fyl indeed.. if that guy laughed at me.. I would have thrown that shit at his face!! it's not your fault that your dog crapped on his lawn.. dogs go wherever they please.. but you do have to take responsibility & clean it up.. pretty sure you've had your dog for a while.. you should have had some bags with you.. & the guy should have offered one! that ******* jerk!!

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sourgirl101 28

Why would the guy offer a bag? He probably thought the dog owner ALREADY had one on them, since they are...... walking their dog. And who would expect someone to pick it up with their bare hands? I'm sure it happened quickly and the guy was laughing because who'd expect that?

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Charm651 0

I would've ran... but I like your option much better XD

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elephants17 7

wow u guys talk about going off on one. OP probably panicked about picking it up. and btw it never sed on the story that she didn't have plastic bag.

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jdeshnerx3 0

if she did I'm sure she wouldn't have used her bare hands...

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elephants17 7

if she panicked and was freaked out by the guy she might of.

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pogostick_fml 2

#54 Didn't you say something about not assuming? Take your own advice. Your assumption that she had a plastic bag that she probably forgot about is pulled out of your ass.

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serenity40 6

op.....your an idiot!!!!

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wordoron 1

your ugly.... just sayin

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Jasonf6 0

Seeing as you didn't bring a baggy to pick it up you obviously intended to let your dog just shit on someone's lawn. you deserved it.

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mimination_fml 3

YDI. If there wasn't any witnesses you would have left it there? Next time you'll probably bring a plastic bag, it's disrespectful to leave your dog's shit on someone else's property, or anywhere that isn't the trash for that matter. That could have started a war between you two, I know I'd hate my neighbour forever if they did that and wait for the right moment to get a revenge.

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