Dogs and Animals: Pick it up

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By Cassie - 02/05/2011 00:21

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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It wasn't me, or him

By ev_lyn_aw - 17/05/2017 04:00

Today, today while walking my dog in a different part of town, a man ran screaming out of his house, and threw a plastic bag at me. It was dog poop. It was the first time I'd ever walked in front of his house with my dog. FML

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By gera3gera - 07/10/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML

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Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 03:30

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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By sammyxoxo - 18/12/2011 08:32 - Canada

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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By dirtyfoot - 18/01/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML

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Spooked

By fucking mafia or what?? - 12/01/2013 22:02 - United States - Marysville

Today, I opened my front door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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Pull!

By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Matty1188 6

Monday 2 May 2011 8:53

Maybe you should be responsible and carry a bag or two with you when you walk your dog.

Timbits93 1

Monday 2 May 2011 8:50

must have been a crappy situation

Comments

lovingmylife84 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:25

why with your bare hands, you had a bag with you (unless you're an inconsiderate asshole) Oooh I see, you ARE. not an FML, just getting what you deserve.

rhpsfan9 10

Monday 2 May 2011 15:28

Carry some bags with u next time. Make sure u wash your hands, hah

Frenchface 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:30

well that is why people invented poop bags lol sorry to hear about that haha

xxmichaelxx 0

Monday 2 May 2011 15:45

you dumb bitch why didn't you ask him for a bag

OMFGitschris 3

Monday 2 May 2011 15:47

LMFAO!!! :D

randomreader2315 4

Monday 2 May 2011 16:21

Next time bring bags, you ******* douche. I ******* HATE inconsiderate dog owners that allow their dog(s) to crap everywhere with no intention to pick it up. I'm NOT understanding why these douchebags are sympathizing with you. If you don't like picking up dog shit, don't own a ******* dog. Simple as that.

SnailJamsss 6

Tuesday 3 May 2011 5:36

Can you shut the **** up already.

j_cat187 19

Monday 2 May 2011 16:37

wish i saw that smoke ur poo cigar

darkmis1 17

Monday 2 May 2011 16:54

YDI for assuming it would be alright to let your dog shit on someone's lawn and just leave it without cleaning it up. In some places it's law, but even when it's not, it's just common curtosey. YDI.