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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 484

You deserved it 5 121

By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 082

You deserved it 1 840

Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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You deserved it 46 330

By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 468

You deserved it 18 096

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

Slammed

By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 46 197

By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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You deserved it 8 401

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 160

You deserved it 4 812

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 504

You deserved it 13 896

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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You deserved it 13 189

cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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luis420 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:58

I like turtles but love shelby Ducker :) 4810 :)

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:04

Why the hell is your stupid comment up here three times?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:09

ok troll chill out we get it.

je_suis_fml 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:47

Ok 56, we get it!

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:03

yah he's fine, just dead.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:05

ok idk why that comment went through three times

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

kendallhi 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

SAVE THE TURTLES!!!

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

MR TURTLE :,[

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

Talk about the worst day ever.

iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

Eh, you tried, karma can be good.

ashley3610 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

awww poor turtle :(

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