Transportation, Cars, Accident and Animals: Pile on - FML

Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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You deserved it 5 120

By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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You deserved it 46 322

By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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You deserved it 18 088

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 46 189

By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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You deserved it 8 397

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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You deserved it 4 810

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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anothersuicide 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:02

OMG! IS THIS THE TURTLE CLUB?! AM I TURTILY ENOUGH TO BE IN THE TURTLE CLUB?? TURTLE, TURTLE.

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:05

... O_o

iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:08

Please, go to some other site where you can make retarded statements.

Awsumuzzie 12

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:50

I don't know why this comment made me laugh. Don't bother him/her! Look at the user name :(

guitargoddess89 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:02

poor turtle... but did you not pay attention in drivers ed or whatever?? don't swerve to avoid hitting an animal. I hope you're ok but you're lucky you only hurt a tree and not another person who could sue you. however I'm STILL haunted by the sound of running over a turtle... *shudders*

bruslywrestler 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:03

ydi a turtles life isn't worth it. besides you can always eat it. it won't go to waste

katiekatie412 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:03

Aww poor turtle. If only it was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, then he could've gotten away in time.. :(

CaptainDouche 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:04

Today, some idiot swerved to keep from hitting my cousin, then ran right into a tree, which fell over and crushed our home. Then another idiot ran over my cousin. FML

OkayImSorry 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:04

I hate humans. I want humans to go extinct.

ILOLatmockdaweek 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:05

how was a turtle on the road I thought they had flippers.

kendallhi 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:05

that would mean you would also die then

FMLandurstoo 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:05

Nobody gets 10s tosh.0 reference.

drtonyk 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:06

Never swerve to avoid an animal.

Ugi 26

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:47

Walrus says - Never say NEVER!

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