Transportation, Cars, Accident and Animals: Pile on - FML

Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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You deserved it 10 934

By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 46 189

By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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You deserved it 8 397

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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You deserved it 4 810

By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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You deserved it 13 893

By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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Top comments

cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:50

I think the turtles day sucked more.

je_suis_fml 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:04

Sucked more than OP crashing into a tree?

green_eggs_and_h 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:50

Op is still alive. The Turtle is DEAD.

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:51

they killed Leonardo master splinter is gonna be pissed

MrSexyPants 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:11

It's karma for robbing a dude!

professorR6 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:06

dumbass splinter was a rat.

countryboy910 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:34

yea he said Leonardo. Leonardo was a turtle

kdw94 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:49

Leonardo is a turtle

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 25 July 2011 15:26

he knows that read it again

bubble25_fml 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:51

that's hardly being considerate, I mean op hit a tree after all. poor tree...

ssaammiiee 5

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:51

poor little turtle :(

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:53

Is the turtle okay?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

yeah it's fine even though now it looks like a ******* pancake, no it's not OK dumbass

MicMic_fml 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:17

What do you think the shell's for? Squirtle lives on..

HannahForbesxo 13

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:36

I'm pretty sure that the weight of the car would easily crush the turtles shell..

jablome 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:42

I am sure the turtle will be okay when served with a nice bottle of wine and a crusty french bread.

MicMic_fml 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:24

88 you haven't seen my Squirtle yet..

HannahForbesxo 13

Wednesday 13 July 2011 0:20

135- Thank god.

iSurf_fml 8

Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:39

Yeah, I'm at the Bahamas with him right now drinking a piña colada.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:01

That was by far the stupidest comment I've EVER seen on all of FML. congratulations.

YFDIOP 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:54

is the tree okay? :O

kemmons88 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:55

Today, I was laying in the road doing turtle stuff, when a car comes and nearly hit me, swerving into a tree. that would have been fine if another car didn't come behind that one and hit me.

blanccamaro74 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:55

u shouldn't have swerved just hit the darn turtle

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:52

^Agreed. That's some bad driving if you ask me.

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:56

Swerving out of the way to hit a tree instead of a turtle is a bit... interesting. How big was it?

Froggirl14 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:57

Rip. mr. turtle :'(

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