School and Pranks: Piss poor prank

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

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By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:38

Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

yayforcheesecake 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:39

you were inside a toilet?

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skuxdeluxe 2

Monday 9 April 2012 8:23

OP, Col?

illerThanTheirs 8

Friday 12 October 2012 3:21

Highschool is always fun.

pinkphonepinkpho 16

Thursday 4 April 2013 14:27

haha what school is this?

RockNRollAndrew 18

Thursday 2 January 2014 23:44

It's not called a cubicle , a cubicle is the sections of offices in a workplace . It's called a stall.

theadude 3

Wednesday 16 July 2014 5:01

Assholes every where

djstiv3 15

Monday 22 February 2016 10:55

how?your butt covers up the entire circle pretty much. lol talk about trajectory aim.

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