School and Pranks: Piss poor prank

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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You deserved it 2 951

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By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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By Bareassed - 29/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. They wanted me to stand underneath this big bucket filled with water. I didn't know it tips over, and my swimsuit isn't the tightest, so when all the water fell down, my swimsuit bottoms fell to my knees in front of tons of kids. FML

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By Nolongeracriminal - 05/11/2023 06:11

Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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You deserved it 4 228

Close encounters

By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 716

Tough shit

By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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You deserved it 3 935

Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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Stranger danger

By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:38

Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

yayforcheesecake 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:39

you were inside a toilet?

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rangermedic77 5

Wednesday 23 February 2011 0:38

#8 they'll still smell like pee tho lol and I would of killed some kids

Nellygirl 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 1:32

Sux for u lol

Wondering1 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:31

Wow what total dicks

dansco 24

Wednesday 23 February 2011 5:54

So it would seem you stand up to pee in the stall? Shy are we?! Not nice but very funny so lighten up ;)

dixieoutlaw 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 7:05

That's y there are school shootings

jillypooh 0

Wednesday 23 February 2011 9:27

should have went home

kasumii 1

Wednesday 23 February 2011 16:05

My gosh you Americans never heard that 'toilet' is another name for 'bathroom'?

jayqwe 0

Thursday 24 February 2011 9:05

CATCH IT !!!

Evan2297 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:13

Sounds shitty.

OCDC 9

Saturday 26 February 2011 15:27

Wow this would sure "piss" me off too ;)

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