School and Pranks: Piss poor prank

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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By Kirby - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, as I was walking back to my dorm, I looked down and thought, "I wonder why the ground is wet in just this one spot?" Then I got hit with a water balloon. FML

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Today, I was on a plane heading home from vacation with the family, when went to relieve my bladder and stepped on someone's shit. They seemingly decided the floor was a better then the toilet. I walked all the way back to my seat with shit on my sandal, my sister thought I'd shat myself. FML

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By Airplane crap - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Leavenworth

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

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By Pinkie - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

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By c.m.g. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Good samaritan

By happyshit - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

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By shit - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:38

Hahaha the weirdest stuff happen in public bathrooms.

yayforcheesecake 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 8:39

you were inside a toilet?

Comments

ImaMonsterRawr 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:27

you were in the toilet?! o_O

mightymart 5

Tuesday 22 February 2011 11:48

I would really like an explanation from one of the 44 morons who somehow thinks that this is op's fault..

imtheheppest 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:45

Personally, I'm tired of all the comments poking fun at the OP saying he was in the toilet. That joke was funny the first time it was said. What I don't get is why he called the stall a cubicle. It makes it sound like he has a toilet in his office cubicle..till you get to the end of the FML, that is. Do they not have urinals were you're from, OP?

Bobissmall 13

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:49

This. In the UK "In the toilet" is a perfectly normal expression... looks like it's Americans not understanding other people speak differently... well thanks for being one American who isn't ignorant as ****, but still, in the UK we call it a cubicle not a stall... new zealand is probably using British English... I mean seriously, does anyone outside of America use American English?

BloodyHeel 8

Tuesday 22 February 2011 16:21

All these commenters are pissing me right off. Yes, cubicle is another name for a stall in Australia/New Zealand. Yes, we say toilet rather than bathroom. Is there always a bath in the room your toilet is in? NO. So use your common sense for God's sake.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:53

50 - What about "washroom"? There's usually a sink in that particular room, to... you know.. wash.

yankee15 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 13:50

that's just hilarious

VeraJK 12

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:12

You were IN the toilet?

bob90079 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:17

Your not suppose to go IN a toilet your suppose to sit on it.

whitedeath15 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:24

toilets are in stalls not cubicles cubicles are in office buildings and people work in them. and you were in the toilet?

Kaneila0517 0

Tuesday 22 February 2011 15:24

omg guys British English is different than American English so I'm sure that over there it's not called a stall.

cptmorgan15 2

Tuesday 22 February 2011 21:05

Enough with the "You were IN the toilet?" comments. How many people need to say this before all you idiots realise it has been said already.... many times.