Pissed

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
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luckysilverbell 5

It's FMLs like this one that make me wish I had a penis.

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Pat77235 8

I hope you don't play any ball sports near busy roads...

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chutney_02 22

It's only practise for the future, if you know what I mean...

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JMichael 25

The trick is not to get it everywhere OP.

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Cuppycake1 6

Kinda reminds me of people that play cod that's why I play battlefield now...

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junkman6 22

The newest iterations of both are complete shit. I think doom 3D had better shooter mechanics than either one.

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dachayke 16

#42 because back when doom was made, games actually had personality. people who think call of duty, halo, and battlefield are good games have never seen a good game before.

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bellles 18

This made me laugh more than it should have haha. I'm just picturing the other guys face when he walked in.

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That_Ginger 18

Poor OP.. He was only trying to help that fly. It got stung by a jellyfish and was too proud to get peed on to ease the pain.

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lendary 7

And this is why public restrooms suck so much.

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ZombieSazza 34

I feel bad for the guy who just walked in, imagine his face.

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Futacy 29

Today, after a week-long chain of complaints reporting piss all over the floor and flies everywhere I walked into the bathroom to find a man peeing all over the wall and floor. I hate public bathrooms. FML

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