Pissed

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
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luckysilverbell 5

It's FMLs like this one that make me wish I had a penis.

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Enslaved 36

It's ******* like the OP why public restrooms are so nasty!

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Kiki242 19

As soon as I read "I thought it would be funny to" I knew it was a YDI.

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EdenCrystal 21

That's just a good rule in general for FML.

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Axipiter 24

"Another man came in time to see it." This last sentence made me feel quite awkward...

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Mandybruin 15

Me, too! I'm glad I wasn't the only one disturbed by that. Definitely needs to be reworded.

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Faeryl_fml 6

And this is only an FML because someone came in, right? You deserve this to happen at your house

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smokecloud_ 37

Here we see the male human asserting his dominance over a tiny winged insect with a stream of his urine.

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thepelvicwoo 8

YDI, next time, stop dicking around. Ha!!!

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RabbitOfAurora 28

This explains so much about male restrooms.

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