Pissed

By banned - 09/03/2012 06:59 - United States

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
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SW500 13

Why would they do that while anyone but the family was over?

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picturescrazy 24

Icky parents, can't believe they'd go at it when there's guests over!

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joshbchillin 4

Perfect opportunity to formally introduce yourself.

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lovepandorasaver 11

And here I thought the girlfriend silent treatmeant had no flaws.

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TheMystery13 13

You should have just pissed right on the floor. When she starts yelling, you say, "I thought you weren't talking to me? Oh well, as long as your mouth is open and my dick is out, make yourself useful!"

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syed121417 22

I really want to know what the joke was... Was it on anything controversial about women or weight or race or anything sticky like that? You really shouldn't say jokes like that blatantly. But the silent treatment is so dumb,

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millsjoshua949 12

Seems odd the parents would do that when you're there.

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