Work: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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By urinanalysis - 03/12/2009 16:08 - Canada

Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML

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By goldenshower - 05/02/2010 18:22 - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

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By CrappyDay - 20/08/2013 17:14 - United States

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

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By kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By PeedMaPants - 16/08/2016 00:04 - United Kingdom - Meopham

Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML

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No good deed…

By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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Don't let things get you down, just pish yersel

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 22:00

Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML

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By PissyPuss - 10/12/2015 21:38 - United States

Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML

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Heeeerroin 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:49

At least it wasn't shit.

lil_miss_katii 7

Thursday 8 December 2011 18:48

Ewwww that sucks :/ maybe start taking an extra pair of pants from now on?

Comments

beebananaz88 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:09

At least they didn't throw their poop at you (;

darkmis1 17

Thursday 8 December 2011 21:04

They're kids, not chimps.

FeroniaMoonscyth 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:48

Sure can't tell from how they act sometimes! Screeching and bellowing all freaking day - and I'm not even talking about actual INFANTS here!!

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:10

Arent children just the best?

zebrapattern 6

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:27

I hate children.

starxshine 0

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:59

22, you were a child once.

gabrielbaby 9

Thursday 8 December 2011 20:19

That's not the point of this fml, your unnecessary comments aren't needed here. Stfu.

Allyoopsi 4

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:32

Quit your bitching. You have to go to the bathroom, remove the pants, wash the spot with soap and water, and put them back on while wet. It's not remotely fml worthy.

lizzypooh36 18

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:38

I'm sure you'll always have an extra change of clothes from now on. I carry extra in my car for just incase reasons like that. see, that child taught you a valuable lesson lol

fernclogger 5

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:44

And now you know

Capt_Oblivious 10

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:45

Urine for a long day.

kimee21_fml 15

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:51

Better urine than shit!

geon_olam 17

Thursday 8 December 2011 21:15

Better shit than radioactive chemical waste

evilplatypus 38

Thursday 8 December 2011 19:56

How could you NOT have a spare pair of clothes? Children are almost always snuffly, sneezy, snotty, snorty and disgusting. Anyone who's ever worked with young kids should know to have backup.