Poopoo peepee, Painful and Miscellaneous: Pissed

Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I tried to put my friend's hand in lukewarm water while he was sleeping, to see if he'd pee himself. He woke up and punched me in the face. FML

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Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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You deserved it 3 605

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

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I'm never coming out of here

By hcditfi5foygy - 31/08/2018 20:30

Today, I went to my dorm's community bathroom to do my business. After releasing the Kraken, as I was wiping, I accidentally let go of the toilet paper. Instead of the toilet, it hit the floor in the next stall. Someone was in there. FML

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Poor little guy

By anonymous - 16/09/2022 02:30 - United States - Maryville

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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You deserved it 2 814

JackDark 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:04

Your friend is a dick. You can't entirely blame the guy either, it was his natural instinct to check you were okay. Get a tin of chopped up carrots, put them in your mouth raw, run up to your friend and splurge them all over him. That'd be karma. And it looks like you threw up.

dawgzor 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:10

#1 Wtf do you think? If you got hitted in the balls you wouldn't just take your hands down there and say ouch. When you get hit in the balls or stomach you pull your body forward and then you lie down to ease the pain

Comments

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 23:59

Better to be pissed off then pissed on.. I'm sorry I can't say the same for you.

SEALMaster11 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:11

yea right

Puplefog 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:28

Aw, man that SUXXX!!!!!!! (I suggest a shower ;))

CYNNER 0

Friday 8 January 2010 0:53

wow. guy in the bathroom gave you a golden shower. does it make you mad? strip you of your masculinity? i mean aside from making you stinky that is.

PhasesPhantom 22

Friday 22 January 2016 20:04

Who the **** feels elated after getting pissed on?

pooter_stink 0

Friday 8 January 2010 1:13

He sounds like a great friend. Can I have his number???

superHydrate 4

Friday 8 January 2010 1:14

dude, I think that "hitted" comment was classic though. where did you put those stuff I gave you? oh I 'putted' them in the closet!!

sjkma 0

Friday 8 January 2010 6:16

LMAO

InMyOpinion 0

Friday 8 January 2010 10:39

"Those stuff" - a connoisseur of all things 'classic', aren't you? Well guess who needs a lesson now... Next time, stick to "the/that stuff" or "those things", okay? PS - Thank you for not going "those stuffs" :|