Pissed

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India

Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 672
You deserved it 3 079

Same thing different taste

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Your friend is a dick. You can't entirely blame the guy either, it was his natural instinct to check you were okay. Get a tin of chopped up carrots, put them in your mouth raw, run up to your friend and splurge them all over him. That'd be karma. And it looks like you threw up.

#1 Wtf do you think? If you got hitted in the balls you wouldn't just take your hands down there and say ouch. When you get hit in the balls or stomach you pull your body forward and then you lie down to ease the pain

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Bsane 0

Lol indeed your life sucks. If the OP wanted to know what was going on, he could have just turn his head, instead of his whole body.

underarmorfreak2 0

I do believa actually you were pissed on not off

I believe this. Not all guys are that smart. Instead of turning his head, he turned his whole body. That's a dumb guy. Or maybe he finally found his chance to pee on someone and call it an "accident."

paladininwaiting 1

I dont know.....anything your friend dies with your balls .....really shouldnt be called "whacking" or any other form of the word.....maybe just me...idk....just saying

Dude, this is so made up, why can't anyone see that? This is like something from a sitcom. Nice try though, it was pretty funny.

paladininwaiting 1

oh...and naturally i meant does...and not dies....naturally

dspadres 0

Uh oh, someone said "family jewels" instead of nuts, balls, or testicles...let the slang nazis begin their ranting.

Whenever I read a story like this, I wonder why its so difficult for one to turn their neck, instead of their entire body trunk... Did the neighboring guy have a neck brace on?