Pissed
By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India
By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India
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Sounds more like he was pissed on.
TheGuyOverThere: epic win.
Pissed of now? Would he be pissed of pizza?
I do.
I believe this. Not all guys are that smart. Instead of turning his head, he turned his whole body. That's a dumb guy. Or maybe he finally found his chance to pee on someone and call it an "accident."
Dude, this is so made up, why can't anyone see that? This is like something from a sitcom. Nice try though, it was pretty funny.
Whenever I read a story like this, I wonder why its so difficult for one to turn their neck, instead of their entire body trunk... Did the neighboring guy have a neck brace on?
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Your friend is a dick. You can't entirely blame the guy either, it was his natural instinct to check you were okay. Get a tin of chopped up carrots, put them in your mouth raw, run up to your friend and splurge them all over him. That'd be karma. And it looks like you threw up.
#1 Wtf do you think? If you got hitted in the balls you wouldn't just take your hands down there and say ouch. When you get hit in the balls or stomach you pull your body forward and then you lie down to ease the pain