Miscellaneous: Pizzzaaaaaaa

Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 20:01 - United States - Denver

Today, I was ordering a pizza over the phone. When the guy asked for my order, I yelled "Hey, you guys wanted pepperoni, right?" In reality, I was yelling this to my cat. College hasn't made me many friends so far. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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By phonebaby - 18/11/2014 01:04 - United States - Stamford

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML

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Is this a joke?

By Prank's on me? - 03/04/2024 15:00 - Philippines - Paranaque City

Today, I was ordered by our higher boss to buy 15 boxes of pizza for our even higher boss's birthday party. As I called his favorite pizza place to order, I was told to "FUCK OFF!!!" and was blatantly hung-up upon. When I tried to call again, the company number is now barred. Of all the days, it had to be April 1st. FML

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You deserved it 112

Dealbreaker

By Anonymous - 27/03/2022 09:00 - Pakistan - Multan

Today, I was talking online to this guy, and everything was great. He then sent a voice message and his accent was a deal breaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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The voice

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 18:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to listen to some old phone call recordings at work, in which a certain worker had the most annoying high-pitched voice. To my horror, I discovered that they were my call recordings, so the annoying voice was my own. My colleagues all concurred they cannot stand the sound of me talking. FML

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By Mr IT - 24/11/2009 01:47 - Sweden

Today, the company offering the job position that I've been applying for called me up. I wasn't there to answer so they got redirected to my voice mail in which I'm acting like a drunk David Hasselhoff chewing on a cheeseburger. They called me 5 times. FML

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Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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flashback.miss 28

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:55

hahaha, nice going. hopefully they didn't spit in your pizza or anything...

cookie_3008 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 15:59

"Howdy partner!! Eeeh-ha!! How'd ya like 'em pizzas?!"

Comments

hateevryone 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 18:32

I bet you learned your lesson.

derkster 6

Thursday 15 March 2012 18:38

Lelelele

br0ccoli 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 18:45

This is when you continue your country accent to keep from looking like an ass. You can then pay $10,000 and get engaged at pizza hut, complete with fireworks and a ring. (this is true, people)

immaMonsta 8

Thursday 15 March 2012 19:49

You've just gotten yourself a nice pizza with spit hidden in it! YDI!

EffYoLife 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 19:52

That's effing hilarious. I wish I could have seen/heard country dide's reaction.

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 19:52

Well southerns do not need the subtitles they put up when watching things like swamp people. I laugh when I see that because I wonder who they are for.

southboss 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 20:02

If I was him, I woulda come kicked your a$$!!

savfd645 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 20:03

That's what you get for making fun of us country people you jerk!! YDI TOTALLY

desireev 17

Thursday 15 March 2012 21:40

And you slaughtered what I previously said. Southerners are known to be some of the nicest people in the world! Don't be so hateful and call people jerks! It only makes the rest of us look bad, and slightly immature!