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By StaplerScared - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15

He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

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J3R3MYY 14

Really??!! I would have just laughed and walked away. Im sorry OP but thats kinda pothetic..

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stephanieeDawnx 0

Your spelling is kind of PATHETIC.

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rawrkittyrawr 6

It's funny because you still got what he was saying

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J3R3MYY 14

Really??!! I would have just laughed and walked away. Im sorry OP but thats kinda pothetic..

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Badab1ng 5

Damn brotato, that shit has got some range. Better hand everything over, plus a handy-j for good measure.

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pfx2_fml 15

I have no idea what your saying

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Badab1ng 5

I feel like you have no sense of humor, since it was pretty clear.

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13FTW 9

The only reason I thumbed you down, is because you said "brotato" Just no.

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flockz 19

it's ok broseidon, don't let these little brotato chips weaken your brah-someness. just shake their brohans, turn around, and walk away to some of your other brosephs.

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white16sox 19

18 allow me to translate. Damn bro! Those staplers got some range! Better give him everything you have and throw in a handjob for good measure. Many brain cells were killed in the making of this comment.

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ColtsDoug18 0

That wasn't so easy now, was it? Damn staples... Where's that red button when you need it!

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uprising_fml 0

I would have been afraid . staples ******* hurt--especially if it's a staple gun -.-

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every1luvsboners 11

I read about this guy in the paper. He staples your ass cheeks together then robs you of all your possessions.

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Joey44 15

Speaking as someone who once stapled their thumb to a piece of paper, I would have been quite intimidated. That shit can hurt.

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evildemonchild 18

Wtf? What a stupid weapon "Give me your money! Or be staple to the wall" lmao either way you should have ran xD

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iEatWookies 1

OP was probably tricked into thinking it was a gun until the guy ran away. Kinda like what Batman did with the tape recorder haha. Or they're just stupid :p

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J3R3MYY 14

Or like in "Bandit" with Bruce Willis when they robbed the bank with just a highlighter.

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