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By StaplerScared - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15

He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

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fthislyfe 22

You're weirder dumbass. Just looked at your profile and it enough evidence to prove you're a real idiot.

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fthislyfe 22

Oh by the way I'm really impressed by the story of your life

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HomeAl0ne 20

At least in America you can legally carry a stapler if you have a permit. This has reduced crimes involving staplers to just a few dozen a year (and those are mostly where someone working in an office steals a stapler, so that shouldn't count). If OP is really worried they should do what I do, which is carry a staple remover.

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pleasebitch_fml 0

How does any of that make me an idiot...? I actually have all A+'s, am an honor student, and have a 4.1 GPA. and i never said i wasn't weird, a lot of people are weird, no need to jump to conclusions

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elephantom12 9

Like the way u jumped to the conclusion that Canadians are weird?

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DocBastard 38

I was told I could keep my stapler. It's a Swingline.

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Salkadi 9

Gimme all your money or I'm gonna staple you to the ground so you can't move and have to call for help to get up!

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fthislyfe 22

OMG I literally LOLed on this one. Which is weird cuz I rarely laugh at anything. Good one

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MustangMan29 13

Why didn't you kick his ass ?

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kaykay20 0

I wouldn't won't to risk getting a staple to the face from a stapler gun either. Fyl

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