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By StaplerScared - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15

He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

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Jewdazking23 5

*click* That was easy!

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ikickgingers 15

Excuse me, I Believe you have my stapler..

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ZooMzy 9

If it makes you feel better, Jim Gordon was held at stapler point. And look how great he turned out. Edit: I was wrong AND someone beat me to it. That's slightly embarrassing....

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save_da_whales 0

So what all the people that commenting are saying is that is that if a random guy said give me your money or I'll put a staple in your head you would just laugh and walk away? Think about this for a minute

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ExhaustedLove 0

I would of shot him with some Elmer's glue

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dadof2 4

hey im stopin at lowes for a staple gun were you gonna be in about an hour or so need rent money

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ashhxoxo 14

And you just let this happen? Turn the stapler on him and then see who's a man!

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7mood75 7

Are you the same guy who shat out the stapler?

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ohmandapants 16

UMMMM that's alarming. No. I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to swallow a stapler whole and then shit it out. ******** out a STAPLE on the other hand...

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CuteDumBlonde64 11

Look what this awful economy has lend to us. Muggers can't even afford real weapons.

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TipOfTheHat 10

Yes, cause office supplies are always frightening!

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