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PMS FML

By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 424

You deserved it 5 239

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 872

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 482

You deserved it 5 355

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 698

You deserved it 33 715

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 318

You deserved it 25 525

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 522

You deserved it 51 621

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 642

You deserved it 4 531

Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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You deserved it 444

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 550

You deserved it 5 480

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 995

You deserved it 3 831

By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 072

You deserved it 4 548

SimpleDreams 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

Oooo did u say thank you?

Comments

idontknowyou123 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:08

He was just being polite. If he said it with a troll face then what a douche.

draven844 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:09

That's pretty hysterical actually.

bigAC 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:10

at least he used proper English and ended his sentence with a *period* OOOOHHH YEEAHHHH

HideouslyHuman 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:05

Sorry,I was under the impression he used an EXCLAMATION MARK! But your comment was still pretty funny.

Darklord53 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 6:19

Menstral cycle jokes aren't funny...period

Anai08 17

Saturday 22 October 2011 7:21

XD That was just a silly comment 17. Had to give it a thumbs up.

ussr 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:11

Wow how stupid!

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:11

And that's why I'm a guy :D

slushpup9696 12

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:05

You say that like you had the choice to decide your gender and after thinking, decided you didn't want to have cashiers say, "Have a nice... week."

crazychick1269 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:59

87, maybe he's referring to the sarcasm part?

ArielTheMermaid 17

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:15

Sex change?

Daralea 21

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:28

He wished and he wished until one beautiful spring morning little Johnny finally grew a penis.

mejiiaa 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:11

Hahahaha I would of laughed

TrollololSlayer 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:40

^shut up.

strife1313 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 2:11

Agreed ^

freeturnedslave 6

Friday 21 October 2011 15:56

lol.. u teach english??

lisaw375 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:12

I think that was RUDE of HIM!!

somerandomdude19 2

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:25

I think it was polite...

yankfan89 27

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:37

He was not being rude that is actually pretty polite

ieatunicorn4fun 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:13

He's trollin

NEEPLES 7

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:15

You should see the looks I get when I buy tampons. I'm a guy.

jayyw5 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:41

You stick them up your nose don't you.

HideouslyHuman 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:07

An ingredient for his Wonka Candy,Absorbs the bad flavor..and Oompa loompa blood...

HideouslyHuman 10

Thursday 20 October 2011 1:08

Uhm..Double posted..I'm cool enough to edit it out before getting trolled.

Taylo12237 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:33

...ew :/ thanks for that image

HideouslyHuman 10

Friday 21 October 2011 0:08

...Looks at commencers picture.That is willy Wonka...Looks at my comment. So where did I go wrong? :-(

NEEPLES 7

Friday 21 October 2011 2:51

^^^ cuz that's disgusting.

HideouslyHuman 10

Saturday 22 October 2011 1:22

Well,He puts random stuff in his candy anyway... And with the Oompa loompa thing,I wasn't implying them as being used BY them,I was aiming more toward their blood being in the candy,because they are worked like slaves you know. I thought it was pretty unacceptable to put metal watches and shoes in candy myself...