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PMS FML

By sarah - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me as I was leaving and said, "Have a nice… week!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 422

You deserved it 5 239

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 869

You deserved it 4 425

By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 480

You deserved it 5 354

Auntie Flow

By iluvjenknee - 22/01/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, at work, I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I usually try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say, "Have a nice night." What I actually said was, "Have a nice flow." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 697

You deserved it 33 713

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 311

You deserved it 25 523

By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 520

You deserved it 51 616

By lafinesse - 14/05/2012 22:23

Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 638

You deserved it 4 530

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 546

You deserved it 5 478

By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 987

You deserved it 3 829

By yeasty - 06/07/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 070

You deserved it 4 546

By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 702

You deserved it 4 950

SimpleDreams 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:03

Haha that's actually really funny you made my....week!!!

alexistheboss365 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:02

Oooo did u say thank you?

Comments

creedaddict 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:18

I would of said in my most evils PMS voice **** YOU!!

Aoifexzx 3

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:18

What. A. Legend.

MaskedAspen 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:20

say thanks and walk away ..

marmadillo 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:17

Totally what I would have done

DDpandaz 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:22

That's a cool cashier

perdix 29

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:23

Better than singing "Sunday, Bloody Sunday."

brianjman14 22

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:50

That 70s show reference. :)

eternalibra 14

Thursday 20 October 2011 10:23

Oh perdix, I love you.

msairhead 8

Monday 12 March 2012 5:03

Uh. U2 song?

2ndSucks 15

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:26

That's a little awkward. Though I don't think I would consider my life ****** in this situation..

HometownFML 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:28

Thats bloody annoying of him! FYL OP, some people are douches

coldsteele152 1

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:33

Thats awesome

mspeacock 6

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:33

It's funny but not a fml... So overdramatic

Strafeh 9

Thursday 20 October 2011 0:40

Periods Suck,,,,,,,,,,

willn98 5

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:26

Commas rule.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 20 October 2011 5:54

Apostrophes trump commas.

cheerleader205 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 14:41

U suck bc God exists and ur going to Hell

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PMS FML

Same thing different taste

Auntie Flow

Nice try

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