Weddings, Pranks and Love: Pranking hell!

Pranking hell!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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Dadothy 8

Friday 25 January 2013 23:20

Your brother is creative

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Friday 25 January 2013 23:36

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

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AssTard 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:27

Rubber's the new banana peel.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:41

At least it wasn't a glass cup and THEN you fell flat on your back...

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:49

That would have been funnier.

evan_7899 28

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:55

was it all on video?

freckleface221 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:05

L'chaim!

japtap81 16

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:31

Roflmao

karlcolt45 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:37

oye vey iz mir

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:47

your brother is an ass

allan2747 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:48

Moseltov

StayClassyLassy 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 2:35

This made me laugh. Interesting tradition too.

ttlyfmlduh 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:29

Mazal tov!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:58

Came here to say this. Mazel tov!

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