Weddings, Pranks and Love: Pranking hell!

Pranking hell!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

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Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML

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Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By stillhurting - 05/01/2014 21:45 - Canada - Langley

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML

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By Mike-al - 05/11/2023 09:00 - Germany

Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By Gerry - 05/11/2024 09:00 - Ireland

Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML

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By thefailure - 02/08/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Dadothy 8

Friday 25 January 2013 23:20

Your brother is creative

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Friday 25 January 2013 23:36

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

Comments

AssTard 15

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:27

Rubber's the new banana peel.

MeLikeBigBoom 8

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:41

At least it wasn't a glass cup and THEN you fell flat on your back...

Shadow_Phantom 26

Saturday 26 January 2013 8:49

That would have been funnier.

evan_7899 28

Saturday 26 January 2013 0:55

was it all on video?

freckleface221 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:05

L'chaim!

japtap81 16

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:31

Roflmao

karlcolt45 19

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:37

oye vey iz mir

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:47

your brother is an ass

allan2747 7

Saturday 26 January 2013 1:48

Moseltov

StayClassyLassy 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 2:35

This made me laugh. Interesting tradition too.

ttlyfmlduh 6

Saturday 26 January 2013 3:29

Mazal tov!

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 26 January 2013 4:58

Came here to say this. Mazel tov!

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