Weddings, Pranks and Love: Pranking hell!

Pranking hell!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Quebec

Today, I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 014

You deserved it 4 353

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You deserved it 182

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Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

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Double FML

By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 130

Dadothy 8

Friday 25 January 2013 23:20

Your brother is creative

SerenaSerenadex3 13

Friday 25 January 2013 23:36

Typical first comment; it's a very tragic disease.

Comments

perdix 29

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:16

#78, it's supposed to represent the Destruction of the Temple, and even during our most joyous moments, we are supposed to remember the hardships of our people. As far as how you started your note, you may want to review the Ten Commandments. I'm not a great keeper of them myself, but nevertheless ;)

sarahadlina 14

Saturday 26 January 2013 18:50

Congrats..! :) Btw I'm just wondering how u can't tell the difference between a rubber cup n a glass cup.. :/ hmmmm...

The_F3rris 11

Saturday 26 January 2013 23:38

That plastic cup showed you who's boss.

JadeWinter 16

Sunday 27 January 2013 0:55

I just feel like pulling a prank in the actual wedding ceremony is a dick move. He should have saved the pranking for the reception.

Jeffers123 5

Sunday 27 January 2013 9:43

L'Chiem

haileybyrd 4

Sunday 27 January 2013 11:52

At least it wasn't a whoopee cushion!

zoyx 1

Sunday 27 January 2013 12:11

Well the glass is tradition cause way back when, very traditional Jewish people, it was accepted that the women was still a virgin. After they would say the "I do's" basically the bride and groom would go to a separate room and they would have sex for the "first time." The breaking off the glass was to show that they were finally a married couple after that happened. Now mostly skips the first part, but the glass is still in it.