Sex and Intimacy: Precaution

Precaution

By Tai - 31/10/2010 13:30 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for coming inside her because she didn't want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she did not want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

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You deserved it 639

By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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Yeet it

By Anonymous - 22/05/2020 05:00

Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 03/09/2023 14:00

Today, the one time, THE ONE TIME, we ran out of condoms and had sex anyway, my girlfriend got pregnant, even though she’s on the pill. I didn’t even orgasm inside her, I had to do a Google search to learn that live sperm can emerge and go inside her even before I orgasm. We are so screwed. FML

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You deserved it 796

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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You deserved it 1 824

It's a trap!

By RC3Welly - 09/03/2009 22:58 - United States

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2009 11:13 - Switzerland

Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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Not my turn

By Perry85 - 10/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she says "Don't cum in me, my husband has plans for later." FML

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You deserved it 1 021

perdix 29

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:19

You're going to have shitty kids.

Paramorefan2 1

Sunday 31 October 2010 19:16

wow. that sucks. she's stupid.

Comments

Trencher21 0

Monday 22 November 2010 1:57

wow she must be a real winner

TheJedi 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 11:38

that's natures condom

puhla 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:56

thats stupid lmao!

2011softballgirl 0

Monday 20 December 2010 18:26

is she blonde?

crzygirl1980 7

Monday 10 January 2011 9:16

OMG do u have a re re of a girlfriend! That's just as bad as girls thinking they can get pregnant from swallowing or my friend thought she could taste her fiancées semen when he shot his load in her cooter! Um no!!! You need to reeducate her on sex Ed lmao!!

crzygirl1980 7

Monday 10 January 2011 9:19

yeah & I thought the same thing.... blonde! or maybe the bleach got to her brain from dying it too much!!!

crzygirl1980 7

Monday 10 January 2011 9:31

this chick should NOT ever walk out of her house without a helmet!!

MlKAYLA 0

Monday 10 January 2011 17:25

She seriously needs to pay attention in Sex ed. OR search some shit on the internet because that's seriously ridiculous if she doesn't know how the body works.