Health, Pregnancy, Poopoo peepee, Awkward, Cute and Kids: Pregnancy woes

Pregnancy woes

By Spraylady - 29/02/2016 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I think my unborn child has developed a sense of humour. The little cherub is usually very calm, but must have realised that if he/she kicks me hard enough in this particular place near my bladder, I'll piss myself on the spot like a race horse. It's happened twice now. FML

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By clumsycat - 30/06/2017 15:54

Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML

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By WOCOACH - 09/09/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I woke up to my 8 month old son happy as can be. I could hear him laughing over the monitor. When I walked into the room, he had somehow got his diaper off and was holding onto his new found penis. He thought it was hysterical when it went off and shot urine everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 17:01 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML

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By Nurse - 31/08/2018 15:00

Today, a pregnant woman asked me to give her a demonstration on how to push when having a baby. I agreed and pushed, but I may have pushed a little too hard because I shat myself. The pregnant woman laughed and said she was hoping that would happen. FML

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By queen_lol - 10/05/2016 17:14 - United States

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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Get up!

By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML

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Harri20n 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 12:07

Ah kids.

jakers8424 18

Tuesday 1 March 2016 12:03

Hilarious

Comments

ChimeraThorne 19

Tuesday 1 March 2016 17:06

I was so terrified of this happening to me. Thankfully I was lucky both times (apart from bruised ribs!).

melspade97 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 18:43

This actually happened to me when I was pregnant with my son. It's not bad but they think it's funny. Wait until they're born and they pee on you and laugh

Kittyphysics 21

Tuesday 1 March 2016 20:22

I got the last laugh, when my first peed directly in his own eye. brat

meghanclean 17

Tuesday 1 March 2016 19:34

Welcome to motherhood

GabbyPLluch88 13

Tuesday 1 March 2016 21:24

awww the beauty of life...

lksdliz 9

Tuesday 1 March 2016 22:36

Oh My God I am so sorry for you! I had three, and I didn't know this could happen!Sounds like you're handling it really well though, hang in there girl!

acmariner99 25

Wednesday 2 March 2016 0:34

Parenting is weird. If your baby gets constipated you are grateful for blowouts. I digress.

Gremlinsmummy 12

Wednesday 2 March 2016 0:54

My son used to do the exact same thing to me, I tried to keep my bladder empty

russfml 31

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:40

It sounds like you may have created a real life Bart Simpson

TAntobella 14

Thursday 3 March 2016 23:41

Ha, the illusions of motherhood: calling "sense of humour" and "cherub" what anyone else would call being a jerk. (Unintentionality of an undeveloped brain aside, of course)