Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 967
You deserved it 7 210

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

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Namaste_fml 2

I hope everyone dissing people for being fat, realizes it's just as unhealthy to be UNDERWEIGHT as it is to be overweight, yet I rarely hear anyone put someone down for being too skinny. So don't pull the "unhealthy" line, unless you're going to say the same thing about those who are too skinny. And just because someone else struggles with something you've never struggled with, doesn't mean it's as simple for them as it is for you. Everyone has their flaws.

Jenny444_fml 0

I think he meant that you have a big chest and he doesn't have a big chest so it would stretch out his shirt

sarcdude 3

well, looks like I wasn't the only one thinking that he was more than likely referring to your boobs.

HellHathNoFury85 0

Maybe you should try throwing up more often.

I love: 1. fat chicks who want everyone to desperately focus on their floppy bloated milkbags in the hopes that the rest of their sloppy mass will be undetected. 2. fat chicks who insist they're really not fat, but have big boobs because it's "genetics". No, you have big boobs because you're fat. If you weren't, you wouldn't have udders.

Some girls do have big breasts from genetics (meaning, breasts that are bigger than you would think; disproportional). Dragging **** accompanied by dragging chins is definitely not genetics, lol, but there are some pour souls out there who have huge boobs but aren't really large enough themselves to support them (and no, they're not implants either). On the other hand, some have small breasts from genetics. It is really weird to see a larger girl with small boobs. I've only seen one, but lord is it weird.

having big boobs does not automatically characterise you as fat. i know a girl who is only nine and a half stone and her boobs are practically double F's...

i bet he just means your boobs; he might be complimenting u ;)

thatsoviciouS 0

I call my boyfriend "the fat man" all the time and he is not fat at all. but to those people about 98lbs an being 38c it is possible. it happened to me.

Sure, it's possible, if your "98 lb" physique happans to have a 33 inch ribcage. from a lingerie site on how to properly measure yourself for a bra: "The first measurement to take is around your ribcage, just below your breasts. Now add 5 to this number to get your band size" this is why I love chicks who make this claim...not only are they insecure and vain, but also as dumb as a bag of hammers.

Hahahaha, I was questioning the same thing myself. Some people are just stupid. 98lb and a 38C is obviously impossible. I'm about 121lbs myself, and I'd be a 32 I think, if my conversions are correct.

if you're fat, get a treadmill fatty, he keeps looking good for you. If you just have big boobs, good job, keep it up.