Health, Clothes and Love: Prissy

Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Bro moment

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Victoria_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 12:32

Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

judemeister 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 13:53

that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

Comments

racistmexican 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:39

get your fat ass off the computer and start running fat ass.

jane99 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:47

Take a shirt anyways, your boyfriend is a dick.

jmeg_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 20:06

girls have nice boobs. he's just jealous

Theillrequited 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:16

you shouldn't get so offended about having big boobs, I know i wouldn't let my gf borrow my shirt bc she has big boobs too. I just think you misinterpreted what your bf said.

Sekococo 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 21:35

Am going to play dective and say the OP is pregant why? because she got a boyfriend, Was getting sick and wants to throw up and last he didnt want her to strench his shirt. Its possible people think. oh and YDI if your pregant and FYL if your not.

LegndNikko 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 22:37

You're breasts will stretch them out...

MaxTheHusky 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:04

Idiot he could've meant that you had big boobs or something. If you're fat, get some exercise. YDI

thesunshotme 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 23:21

Ah, most likely it's because your boobs would stretch out his shirt... duh. This is like the 293847293847923847th "boyfriend-doesn't-want-me-to-stretch-his-shirt" FML.

janise 2

Monday 7 December 2009 0:20

If she's physically fit his shirts should still fit her even with large breasts unless he's a small guy. I have large breasts and I've never had a problem wearing a guy's shirt. Actually, they are usually too big for me.

faded89 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 9:56

YES! Finally someone who sees how stupid it is for it to just be big boobs! I'm exactly the same; got big boobs and every guys shirt I've ever worn has been too big for me (all owned by normal sized guys too, btw). Guys have naturally bigger builds than girls, so it HAS to be more than just big boobs. Also, any guy who says a girl has stretched out one of his shirts just from her boobs, is either extremely skinny or wears REALLY small, tight-fitting shirts.