Health, Clothes and Love: Prissy

Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Bro moment

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Sunday 6 December 2009 12:32

Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

judemeister 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 13:53

that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

Comments

kellercrunk 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:05

My iPod sucks. It's spelling everything wrong on here. Let me fix things.. Lbs. Not lbd boobs. Not boos. K better now. Btw ur not fat. U got some big ta ta's

marc_with_a_c 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:18

So you have big boobs, get over it damnit.. not everything a guy says means you're fat.. but hey if you think that's what he meant, then you deserve it for A) being fat B) dating a toothpick

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:36

The OPs boyfriend could be really skinny, and she's the one that's normal size. Also, boobs tend to stretch out guys shirts, unless their mosquito-bite ones.

wickeddrummajor 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 16:55

hey it probably is her boobs. for example, my boyfriend is pretty skinny, and im not overweight, i have a DD, and i wore one of his shirts and stretched it out. so maybe thats it

rose1212 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:06

Its boobs FORSURE. my guy friends always try on my shirts and laugh because its too loose around the chest.

ghost0609 0

Monday 7 December 2009 11:20

Your guy friends wear your clothes? LOL

Tigg3r 3

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:08

Wow. mean much? Just take one of his shirts any way.

LIEKEFRIET 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:24

What a jerk! You should be more important than a stupid shirt.. Jeez.. And next time just take one of his shirt anyway.. big deal.

raemears 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:28

did you think to consider he might have meant he didn't want your boobs stretching it out?

misspeg 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 17:34

wow your boyfriend is definitely a keeper. totally...

grandma_moses 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:19

this has been said but he probably meant your ****. they tend to stretch mens shirts out since they don't have them. unless he's a fatty with bitch *******. then you're just fat.