Health, Clothes and Love: Prissy

Prissy

By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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What's cooking?

By Hunter - 06/12/2010 06:17

Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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Bro moment

By Anonymous - 11/11/2021 11:00

Today, I had a stomach bug and had to run to the restroom because I messed my pants. My boyfriend's words of comfort? "Don't worry, bro. I've crapped my pants at least twice since we've been together." FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Sights, sounds, smells

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 12:00

Today, I was babysitting my friend's kids. One of the twin babies threw up all over my shirt and it went down my bra. Of course, I didn't have a change of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Victoria_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 12:32

Yeah, well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

judemeister 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 13:53

that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... I know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

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PerkyPod 0

Monday 7 December 2009 20:51

I'm only eight and a half stone, but i'm a 32DD, so thin people can have big boobs too (:

snowball20 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:51

yeahh but itz the 32 here that matters. 98lb n 38 across, there muz be a height issue here somewhere.. skinny girls can have big boobs too..

sunshine_girl_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:02

boobs don't actually stretch out most properly fitting boys shirts. I'm a 32D and my boyfriend is pretty skinny, and all his shirts are huge on me.

ydi87 0

Friday 11 December 2009 23:28

then your boyfriends cloths are baggie or your a lier and a *****

fallenxchick 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:31

lmao.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:56

F ur boyfriends life for being skinny. tell that pussy to hit the gym and gain some upper body mass

General_13 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:08

Take it as a compliment to your boobies.

sparkleprincess 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:55

my man says the same thing to me, i try and tell him i HAVE no boobs!

DoctorDoomed_fml 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 3:26

Yeah, because obviously having enormous knockers means your life sucks. YDI for being dense enough to take that as an insult.

anonymous45610 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 1:09

I bet it's the boob thing

Wow467 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:39

ok 1. Some ppl can exercise all they want and not lose weight 2. when u r "fat" its not easy to work out 3. its ok to be fat, if theres no food u can last longer than a skinny person! ftw fattys rule!!! im skinny tho o.O