Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

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Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
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ohSNAPyall 26

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

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swagga0n1oo 0

Okay Snickers, close Google.com down for a second and listen... It isn't just one finger, it's two. Also they are going deep inside feeling your prostate, now I know you don't have to do this, but for us males this isn't the greatest feeling thing in the world. Also have you ever had anal, just curious how you personally would know the difference between a finger and dick in your ass.

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swagga0n1oo 0

Okay Snickers, close Google.com down for a second and listen... It isn't just one finger, it's two. Also they are going deep inside feeling your prostate, now I know you don't have to do this, but for us males this isn't the greatest feeling thing in the world. Also have you ever had anal, just curious how you personally would know the difference between a finger and dick in your ass.

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FatalWedgie 0

if snickerdoodles had as many dicks stickin out of her as she's had shoved up in her, she'd look like a porcupine

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aDropOfSunshine 2

Your doctor totally wins for having a sense of humor. But I totally get the discomfort factor.. the Ob/Gyn is not a whole lot of fun either.

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mikeyman91765 0

I wouldn't even let Angelina Jolie fist me. I'll take prostate cancer with a side of dignity thank you (first btw)

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guckylynn 19

you'll take prostate cancer huh? impotency? your family watching you die? losing weight, vomiting, hair loss, treatment after treatment that just doesn't work? tell me how that comes with a side of dignity, because let me tell you, it doesn't.

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thenumberblue 0

you shoulda Said "now just pretend I'm your son"

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okieraider71 4

People think doctors do 30 breast exams on Taylor Swift(s) every day. What we really see are 30 Shreks with a boil on their ass. Good thing it pays well.

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star_86 0

@33: I second that, Loosen up on the stereotype 'control-freak-I-Know-Everything' Attitude. Every FML I read has some bitchy comment from snick. It's annoying... Quit the attention craving 'I-am-perfect' comments. I wouldn't want a OB/Gyn putting his/her fingers inside me, while telling me to imagine it as something pleasant either.

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saucyfizzle 0

I HATE SNICKERDOODLES

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some87 0

lol who doesn't hate her

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DanceGirl01 0

me. some of her posts mean real stuff. go ahead and hate on me but I don't give a crap at all. about half of y'all just want to get your two cents in whether it means something or not.

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saucyfizzle 0

don't take it seriously the doctor probably wanted to pretend that he was sticking his fingers in brad pitts ass

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