Doctor, Awkward and Health: Prostate implies an Antistate

Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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By LikeAndreTheGiant - 13/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML

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Jim Henson lives

By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 9:03

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:12

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

Comments

mkylem 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:16

Doctor fail...

thisismitch 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:16

you comment on every fml like this. your fuc*in annoying. stfu and get off your computer for once

imdeborah 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:16

alot of the FMLs are stupid, the whole point of this website is basically entertainment. All these fmls aren't that much of a deal. where are people like you when we REALLY need them? The stuff that ive seen on myspace is 10 times worse than FML. some people say that how you type doesn't matter. it does in alot of cases. it's hard

Tripout 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:17

 Dude why don't you get a hobby instead of hating on her and while youre at it, why don't you stick somethin up your ass. WHOOPS, nvm, you do that already -_-

Tripout 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:24

@ 14 YOU need to stfu...I've seen some of your comments on previous fmls and you say the mist stupid shit ever... So stop hatin on snick, shut up, and enjoy the fml without tryin to insult someone..... TY I know I insulted you, yet, i don't care. I'm sayin what need to be said.

imdeborah 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:31

it's hard

lo1337a 1

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:37

That's hilarious. I like a doctor with a sense of humour.

dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:38

Well, Snickers.. The day you get a prostate exam.. Feel free to come say this doesn't suck. I usually don't hate on you, but in this case.. Just let it go. FMLs aren't necessarily about your life being ******/ruined. It's about the sucky(I know it's not a word, don't care) stuff that happens to people. Your entire family doesn't have to die for a post to be worthy of fmylife.com Have a doctor shove a rubber-covered finger up your ass and THEN come and say it wasn't uncomfortable. ESPECIALLY if they're trying to make it sound like now you should get pleasure out of it. Enjoy the FML and move along. If you don't enjoy it, skip to the next one and hope that you do.

frenchvanilla040 3

Saturday 6 March 2010 9:40

usually I do think snickerdoodles talks too much but here ... she really has a point. it's for your health dude, be a man. it's once a year and it lasts two minutes. you poop every day