Doctor, Awkward and Health: Prostate implies an Antistate

Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Gender bending

By Anonymous - 03/09/2021 16:59

Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML

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Tough

By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By jonh_215 - 08/04/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, as a going away present after five years of military service and one combat tour, the hospital scheduled me for a prostate exam. FML

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By LikeAndreTheGiant - 13/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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Relaxed

By Sorry, Doc - 10/09/2022 01:30

Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 9:03

And just pretend this is Angelina Jolie's...?

ImaginaryFoe 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:12

...finger instead of the doc's, I guess. I've heard that men have very sensitive nerve centers (like a ********) in that area. Gay or straight, it's supposed to feel quite good to have it stimulated right - which I hope the doc wasn't trying to do. I wouldn't be pleased if, while getting a breast exam or gyno check-up, the doc told me to imagine he's Gerard Butler or someone. Highly inappropriate of him and most awkward if you actually did!

Comments

some87 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 13:52

hmmm last time I checked most mens asshole are one way. we don't like things going up our ass

nickgirl 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:07

dude snickerdoodles shut up u would know how fingers getting shoved up ur ass feels like wouldn't you???

goonie85 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:09

I sincerely feel bad for the guy. Gyno visits aren't exactly a walk in the park (speculums

davek 36

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:18

"I think if I was with Angelina Jolie, I'D want to be the one sticking something up HER."

Trixies100 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:29

ok snicker guy stop being an ass Jack no one cares.And I'm sure no guy wants another man that you hardly even know(you may know him) sticking his ******* fingers up your ass.Unless you are a **** sucker then that's prob why you have no problem with ir

Craw25 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:29

FYL man that sucks, what a sick ass doctor.

shannywhanny 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:43

thank you swagga guy, I totally agree. and how does pretending he's Angelina make anything better? I'm a girl, so I'll never have to do that...but if I did, I'd totaly hate it. snickers, like he said, get a hobby

mps1969 8

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:45

The Op has a point though the biggest fear is the Doc will finish the exam and you realize he had his hands on my shoulders the whole time .

Giorgio272 2

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:51

how is this a fml. Angelina Jolie could give me a prostate exam any day of the week.

Syker 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 14:52

I totally agree with snickerdoodle it's only a medical exam. Yes i know it can be quite painfull but you have to do those things that's no worse than any intrusive surgery. So what's all the fml about? "Today a doctor tell me a lame joke, so now i feel uncomfortable FML"..... Grow a pair man.