Health, Embarrassing, Facebook and Social Media: PSA - FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 797

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 067

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 388

Friends

By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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silvercamaro 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

That's embarrassing, sorry OP!

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Omniprism 14

Sunday 11 May 2014 20:29

Time for a mom talk about privacy.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:03

"Hello all 49 friends, my daughter is now of breeding age."

iamthunder 4

Monday 12 May 2014 2:32

I would lecture you about how you should apreciate that your mom was just trying to help but I understand you women get very emotional on your special days and probably didn't mean to not apreciate her.

TcheQ 12

Monday 12 May 2014 2:52

Menarche

Whydoucare24 8

Monday 12 May 2014 3:46

Umm yea u need to have a serious talk with your mom that's not ok

IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

Monday 12 May 2014 4:42

That's just not cool. Period.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:57

Yes..mothers love tracking others' monthlies....yeah nothing to say but hope everyone misunderstood it as being a phase in teenage life..you know...rebellion period?

sometimessam 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 22:48

That's terrible! I'm so sorry OP!

Timtamsandoreos 3

Saturday 7 June 2014 15:30

Hahahaha I'm sorry but this is just too funny! Ah it made my day

dmcd_39 14

Monday 9 June 2014 17:08

Lol

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Today, I came home early from work. My boyfriend and I live together. I open the door and I found my best friend watching TV on the couch, wearing lingerie. The room smelled like sex. She acted irrational and defensive, and had the audacity to ask what I was doing here. Bitch, I live here. FML

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Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML

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Today, I realised I will never be as important to my mom as her career. I asked if we could spend the day together on my birthday and she offered to “pencil me in” on one of her slower days in September. My birthday is in August, but apparently that’s inconvenient for her. FML

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Today, the girl I like sent me a Facebook message telling me how the message I left on her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell her that I don't drink. FML

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Today, I realized my acne looks like star constellations. I've already found the Little Dipper on my left cheek. FML

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Today, my cat locked herself in the bathroom and screamed until she was let out, for what seems like the millionth time this week. It took me a while to realize she's doing it on purpose for attention. She is loved and cared for; I've never neglected her. Apparently, it's still not enough. FML

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Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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