Health, Embarrassing, Facebook and Social Media: PSA - FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 881

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 797

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 4 500

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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You deserved it 4 780

By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 067

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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You deserved it 25 016

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 390

Friends

By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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You deserved it 70

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Top comments

silvercamaro 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

That's embarrassing, sorry OP!

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Omniprism 14

Sunday 11 May 2014 20:29

Time for a mom talk about privacy.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 22:03

"Hello all 49 friends, my daughter is now of breeding age."

iamthunder 4

Monday 12 May 2014 2:32

I would lecture you about how you should apreciate that your mom was just trying to help but I understand you women get very emotional on your special days and probably didn't mean to not apreciate her.

TcheQ 12

Monday 12 May 2014 2:52

Menarche

Whydoucare24 8

Monday 12 May 2014 3:46

Umm yea u need to have a serious talk with your mom that's not ok

IxEaTxZoMBieZ 7

Monday 12 May 2014 4:42

That's just not cool. Period.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Thursday 15 May 2014 0:57

Yes..mothers love tracking others' monthlies....yeah nothing to say but hope everyone misunderstood it as being a phase in teenage life..you know...rebellion period?

sometimessam 16

Thursday 29 May 2014 22:48

That's terrible! I'm so sorry OP!

Timtamsandoreos 3

Saturday 7 June 2014 15:30

Hahahaha I'm sorry but this is just too funny! Ah it made my day

dmcd_39 14

Monday 9 June 2014 17:08

Lol

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Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML

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Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 10 272

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Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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You deserved it 4 079

Today, I was once again called a "selfish bitch" because I don't want kids, even though I can't provide for them mentally, emotionally, physically or financially. FML

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You deserved it 1 694

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

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You deserved it 13 938

Today, I was going to ask my parents for advice on how to get my ex-girlfriend back. I overheard them talking about how glad they were that their plan to break us up worked so well. I don't think I should ask for advice anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 706

Today, my boyfriend told me that having my own condoms is unattractive, emasculating, and a turn off. According to him it's the man’s responsibility to provide the protection, and the fact that I have my own means I must have been very promiscuous if I needed to have them on hand. I’m allergic to the pill. FML

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You deserved it 170

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

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You deserved it 164