Health, Embarrassing, Facebook and Social Media: PSA - FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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Top comments

silvercamaro 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

That's embarrassing, sorry OP!

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liesseling 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 21:36

I like your mother

miss_jules 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:19

That's so insensitive! Sorry OP :(

capsizedatsea 15

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:22

"Then don't say anything at all" is how I think a phrase similar to that finishes.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:47

Flag it...then it should be taken down

Smoothiemuch 8

Saturday 10 May 2014 23:40

That's embarrassing. Just tell your mom what stuffs shouldn't be posted in facebook. Maybe she thought it was okay because normally at get together adults usually talk about bedroom and feminine stuffs.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:06

All I can think of is the part from Something About Mary... WE GOT A BLEEDER!

ahraea 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:25

Its okay, when I first got my period my mom called everyone in my family and told everyone. -.-

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:40

Her way of celebrating/announcing that you were officially a "woman"

ahraea 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 3:54

#80 LOL that's exactly what my mum said when she told me why she did it!

brianjman14 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:26

Ouch. That's embarrassing.

gypgyp55 7

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:54

are you related to the girl who's mother walked around her school telling students the same thing about her daughter?

mchmelev1993 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 2:41

Maybe someone will be willing to lend u a ton of pads and tampons as sympathy ?

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Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

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Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML

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Today, I found a diamond on the floor, which I could only assume was from one of my brother's cheap earrings. I was positive that it was fake. To prove it to myself, I ran it across my window, as they say only real diamonds cut glass. It's real. FML

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Today, I have so much daily anxiety and functional depression that it takes a lot to want to do anything. Thank goodness it’s Friday. FML

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Today, I was given the following pearls of wisdom: "My grandmother always told me, if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all. Anyway, she was a cunt and so are you." Thanks, dad. Thanks. FML

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Today, a 5th grader tapped me on the shoulder and whispered, “Don’t ever watch Two Girls, One Cup. Trust me.” While I appreciate the advice, I am dreading the phone call home. FML

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