Health, Embarrassing, Facebook and Social Media: PSA - FML

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By ColoredPencil13 - 10/05/2014 13:35 - United States - Baytown

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 797

By unacceptable - 04/06/2012 15:02 - Australia

Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML

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You deserved it 2 745

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland

Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML

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You deserved it 4 500

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 032

By embarassed_chick - 24/08/2009 19:59 - United States

Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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You deserved it 4 780

By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 067

By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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You deserved it 25 015

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 828

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 388

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By sandyc - 23/05/2021 22:01

Today, I just got my first period. My mother has been dead for years and my stepmother genuinely wishes I was dead, so who am I supposed to tell? FML

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You deserved it 70

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Top comments

silvercamaro 22

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

Some parents just shouldn't use social networks.

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Saturday 10 May 2014 17:14

That's embarrassing, sorry OP!

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liesseling 13

Saturday 10 May 2014 21:36

I like your mother

miss_jules 11

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:19

That's so insensitive! Sorry OP :(

capsizedatsea 15

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:22

"Then don't say anything at all" is how I think a phrase similar to that finishes.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 10 May 2014 22:47

Flag it...then it should be taken down

Smoothiemuch 8

Saturday 10 May 2014 23:40

That's embarrassing. Just tell your mom what stuffs shouldn't be posted in facebook. Maybe she thought it was okay because normally at get together adults usually talk about bedroom and feminine stuffs.

Zebediabolical 39

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:06

All I can think of is the part from Something About Mary... WE GOT A BLEEDER!

ahraea 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:25

Its okay, when I first got my period my mom called everyone in my family and told everyone. -.-

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:40

Her way of celebrating/announcing that you were officially a "woman"

ahraea 9

Sunday 11 May 2014 3:54

#80 LOL that's exactly what my mum said when she told me why she did it!

brianjman14 22

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:26

Ouch. That's embarrassing.

gypgyp55 7

Sunday 11 May 2014 0:54

are you related to the girl who's mother walked around her school telling students the same thing about her daughter?

mchmelev1993 10

Sunday 11 May 2014 2:41

Maybe someone will be willing to lend u a ton of pads and tampons as sympathy ?

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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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Today, while playing cards, with my dad, mom and sister, I excused myself to go to the bathroom several times just to secretly chat with my crush. I laughed so hard at a joke that I wet my pants. My family thinks I need to see a doctor because I was going to the bathroom so often between card games. FML

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