Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Cowless 0

Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.

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spazz1824 0

#10, my dad would've also given a thumbs up. :)

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rainbowpikachus 0

lmao ur dad's a win XD

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charlie2_fml 2

I wish my dad was that amazing! :)

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HilaryLeanne 0

that's really funny. so embarrassing.

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KelMarCos 3

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Cowless 0

Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.

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FreddyLunch 0

Actually she lives in the UK, you can have sex at 16 and drive at 17.

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Jimtwisted 0

You are a bitch there are plenty of reasons her dad was picking her up on she does not live in the worthless USA the Uk is not prudish like it is here and my wifes dad came and picked her up at my place all the thime before we were married cause she had no car and shes 28 so suck a dick

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krizznitch20 0

there us no limit on sex bright ones

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eehizle 0

back the **** off America assholes. we barely stereotype you, why should you to us. asshole.

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Acorn101 2

Barely stereotype us?? What about American assholes?

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tutuluzer5968 0

Umm wtf?? I live in Canada. 13 year olds lose their v-card prude

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charlie2_fml 2

But technically thts illegally cause you can't legally consent to sex until your 16 in Canada

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love_game911 0

hahahahaha!! wow hope u can still be with him!!

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stupiddumbblonde 0

Woah...awkward much?

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whoop_it 0

that is ******* hilarious and an instant classic. yur bf has balls to do that haha

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KiDD66 0

Haha omgosh that sucks! But why would your bf even do that is he dumb! ? And how was he able to reach over to the wondow if you had him occupied? Haha but YDI for having a dumb bf

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perdix 29

He was probably telling your dad to circle the block while he finished you off. I hope you are older than 12.

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