Dogs and Animals: Puppy training

Puppy training

By doggone - 05/05/2012 23:07 - United States - King Of Prussia

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By Puppysit88 - 16/04/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was petsitting for my neighbor's new puppy. A huge thunderstorm came, and the puppy started whining and shivering violently. I pulled it into my lap to try and comfort it. One loud clap of thunder later, and the puppy had explosive diarrhea all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 13:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I punished my new dog for taking a shit inside by putting him in the kennel. He punished me by breaking out of the kennel and destroying everything in my house. Including Christmas presents. FML

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By kiwibox - 26/10/2013 01:50 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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By crybaby - 28/06/2016 17:54 - United States - Seattle

Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML

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By missmisfit - 13/06/2012 04:14 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML

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By Slaanesh - 12/12/2008 12:08 - France

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

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By Pisser - 26/06/2014 04:57 - United States - Portland

Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 02:29 - United States

Today, I was able to land a nice apartment solely based on the fact that my puppy is potty trained. During the required pet interview, my dog 'got sick' and defecated all over the apartment office. I now have to clean the mess knowing that I will not be allowed to live there. FML

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vocaloidtiger 12

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:07

It seems you've literately scared the shit out of your dog

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Sunday 6 May 2012 9:05

Isn't that what Lois does to Brian?

Comments

GlitterAngel 8

Wednesday 9 May 2012 4:05

You scared the shit out of the poor thing.

MrsTeecee 5

Wednesday 9 May 2012 22:53

Lmao! That made me crack the hell up!

spicemeister 0

Thursday 10 May 2012 16:14

Woah that is not how you potty train puppy's it is supposed to be positive never use fear to train a dog , get a new trainer

wuhangdilly 0

Friday 11 May 2012 19:44

you like molesting dogs

JoeyLongstock 0

Thursday 17 May 2012 15:27

Cute ass puppy

jayyceeeee 3

Saturday 2 June 2012 10:06

I'm sorry...but I just about shit all over the carpet after laughing so hard.

chavot 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 20:20

Your trainer is a dumb shit for thinking that would work.

threecardmonty 2

Sunday 10 June 2012 18:29

my yorkie did that. I rushed him and picked him up to take him outside when I caught him pooping, only to have him wet himself all over me and the floor in fright... had to hand feed him table scraps for a week before he'd let me pet him without running away and cowering in fear. I've yet to redo the carpet, as nothing seems to get yorkie stains out of white shag...